Friday, March 6, 2009

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So February has passed and we have now reached the month of March and I'm still waiting for the time to catch Watchmen and waiting for Coldplay to make their stop in Singapore...

Besides that, I was just settled with my first term test and there's a 60% chance that it might be an epic fail....after a very disappointing go at Add Maths ( I dare to kill any cunt who loves Add Maths, not so seriously)

While the kaypoh Singaporeans are still boasting on that Merlion incident, (yes, THAT incident)




















I was vigorously working on my examples of an epic fail....

And Voila!, here it is:





























Cheers,
-Tim-

Friday, February 20, 2009

Ticket to Ride...

So the first two months of 2009 has passed by, it seems that the phrase " Time flies when you're having fun" seemed to bode well with my current predicament.

Well, Form 4 started off with an out of tune melody. My friends and I were frequently kena pressure from an
excruciatingly painful subject known as ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.....No offence the Add Maths lovers out there, if there IS any....

Ever since I began school, I somehow couldn't find the time to go on some outdoor activity. I'm like a bird in a cage wishing to get out to breath the fresh air (with the scent of shit along the way)......But my wishes were somehow blocked by tuitions and homework...

Hey, what the heck? I'm a teenager, What'ya expect??


Then, I was awakened by the shock of the lightning....

COLDPLAY IS COMING TO SINGAPORE AND I'M GONNA ATTEND IT!!!!!

I guess there will be a time where the bird is able to fly among the horizon and escape the nightmarish Miley Cyrus or the Jonas *Faggots* tunes that has given radio listeners a headache to remember...

To let you guys know, Coldplay will be performing in Singapore at March 23....so get your tickets if you can (Insert sarcasm joke here)


Cheers,
-Tim-

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kudos to...

Tell me, what does Kudos mean?


If you're used to this word in any form of media, you probably know what does it mean....

For those noobs who doesn't know shite, kudos is a term used when a person congratulates another or a job well done....

For example, if a person says, " Kudos to these great people.." It is also synonymous to
" Congratulations to these great people..."

So, use Kudos today....If you want....


Like....For Example......


"Kudos to Coldplay...."


Okay, the only reason I somehow did this post is to talk about Coldplay's quadruple wins at the Grammys......

Besides that, I was also surprised that the one and only Sir Paul McCartney abruptly appeared and flawlessly sang the classic I Saw Her Standing There. Not bad for a fella who is past 64...hehe

Moreover, Coldplay still wowed the crowd by performing Viva La Vida and Lost+......Wonderded why I put it as Lost+? Yes, they decided to put that cunt of sheer bollocks on stage.....Jay-Z...(A total douchebag)

If you wanna relive those epic moments, go and have a look:





Cheers,
-Tim-

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Gavin DeGraw aka Mr. Plagiarismo

Have you ever wondered why your favourite music then sounds like your favourite music now? Is it a plain coincidence...or is it plagiarism?

Here's why I came up with this issue...

It was like any other day, I was at home completing my grueling Add Maths homework. Before I went to take a walk with the Monkey Man, I decided to turn on the radio and listened to some contemporary hits on 98.7 fm...

Minutes later, this particular song went on. When I heard the intro of the song, I had a gut feeling that it was an Oasis song. Until....

I realised that it was the new single from Gavin DeGraw called Cheated on Me .....

Shite, I was bamboozled by this song and I knew that there was something fishy about the intro of the song.

Then, I went on to listen Where Did it All Go Wrong? by Oasis and it struck me.....

Both songs seemingly have the same intro!

Since Where Did it All Go Wrong? was released in 2000 and Gavin DeGraw's Cheated on Me was released 3 months ago, it came to my senses that the dude who did the theme song for One Tree Hill plagiarised one of Rock's greatest bands.

But...the difference between the two songs is that Where Did it All Go Wrong? is about the singer contemplating on his failures and asks himself, "Where did all go wrong?"

Then, Mr. DeGraw's Cheated on Me is about the singer who suspects that his soulmate is having an affair and cheating on him...

Here are two music videos featuring the two songs I mentioned:





Now, you be the judge..compare these two songs and tell me what you think...


Cheers,
-Tim-

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Living Life in Technicolour

At last, I found something interesting to write...

Guess what Coldplay fans? The music video for Life in Technicolor II is finally out and it's yet to broadcast on the TV screens...

This is so far their first (or second) single from their EP Prospekt's March...I don't know if Lost+ counts as their single...

Truthfully, I find my music video quite entertaining and hilarious. Besides that, this music video is also according to my perspective one of their most creative videos (that also goes with other videos like The Scientist, Don't Panic, Lovers in Japan and much more...)

Wondered what the shite was I talking about? Here's the video for your 'visual satisfactory', hehe...






Cheers,
-Tim-

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Boredom Galore

Seriously? is there anything good to write?

Boredom. This is so far the only word that I could say when I hear about things, seriously. Nothing these days seem to interest me except the fact that Man United kicked Chelsea's arse, with Jose Mourinho in the audience...(ah, the awkwardness...)

As I wait for 2009's most anticipated movies to start at May, let's just hope that something interesting pops out of the box once in a while for you viewers to share(yes, I mean you..)

I guess I should stop here right now. Let's hope that my next blog update is something interesting for you to share....

Cheers,
-Tim-


Friday, January 2, 2009

2009 Starts...But Not Without A Bang...

So, it's a new start of a new year. It's a new beginning of my blog, since I've got lots to talk about this year...

To me, the start of the new year was like a Bittersweet Symphony, I got 2A 4B 1C for my PMR but I'm still satisfied. But the worst part is that I spent the first few days of 2009 in a bloody hospital...(f*** that!)

Well, the only reason I got myself sleeping inside a hospital ward is that I kena tortured by headaches, dehydration and constant puking....due to the fact that I never went partying during the new year...

When I got discharged, I found out that I was having some bloody sickness called 'Acute Gastroentiritis'. I don't know what the shite does that mean but I think it has something to do with some gastric sickness....

Alright, story's over. Now with that left behind, I now decide to spend 2009 with the best that I could...
















Cheers,
-Tim-