Movie Reviews Within 3 Minutes

Whoa, it has been a really long time since I actually published a blog article. Looks like the stress of school has got the best of me...


While going through the stress, I've watched a few movies lately and I'm not gonna give a full-length review on the flicks I've watched. So, I'm gonna give you a review which you can read within 3 minutes...



Sherlock Holmes - Good plot, great action and so on...Robert Downey Jr. really was the centre of the movie as Sherlock Holmes, making him a likeable character though he acted like a carbon copy of Captain Jack Sparrow. I guess he really deserved that Golden Globe. (4/5 stars)

Universal Soldier: Regeneration(aka A New Beginning) - What the hell is this awful piece of shit? C'mon, I expected this one to be a fun, exciting action-fest but the action is dull, plot is empty and the characters looked like they were played by stinkin' robots! Bringing Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren is the worst idea possible since they could barely act...Besides, they really do feel like their age...(1/5 stars)

Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief - They could have done better on this one. Even though they have some cool concepts in this movie, but the plot is almost un-original, the acting is quite boring, and the storyline is too predictable. Plus, Pierce Brosnan has a horse's ass. (3/5 stars)

Tooth Fairy - From the Rock to the Tooth Fairy. Dwayne Johnson should really stop making PG-rated family movies. I don't wanna see the Rock flying in fairy wings, I want to see him fly to shoot some dude in the ass. (2/5 stars)

The Spy Next Door - Okay, remember The Pacifier with Vin Diesel? Just take him out and put Jackie Chan in it and you will get almost the same plot. The action was too plain since it has almost the same action sequences from Jackie Chan's previous movies. Jackie Chan should really speak English often as he struggles with his lines, as shown in the bloopers. (3/5 stars)


Overall, Sherlock Holmes is the only good movie I've watched. Honorable mentions are Inglorious Basterds and Public Enemies........



Cheers,
-Tim-

The Bitterness of An Institute

Well, this is my first 2010 post ever since returning to school for the final year...Woohoo!....NOT.....

Besides, three weeks have passed and Chinese New Year is coming soon. The feeling I felt while returning to school is good because I get to meet my friends again but at the same time I feel frustrated because since I'm sitting for my SPM this year, it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
year for anyone who's in Form 5 this year.

Look's like that's all I could say. Maybe when I'm in the mood for partying, be on the lookout because I might publish a new article and you wouldn't even know it...

Cheers,

-Tim-

Screen Reviews - Avatar

 

Ha, my first 2010 post, finally…

A great way to start the New Year by doing a movie review on one of the biggest movies of the holidays. Even though I’ve watched this before Christmas, but I decided to do my review when I have all the time in the world.

For those who don’t know what Avatar is all about, let me fill you in the spoiler-free details. In a distant planet called Pandora, there were strange beasts and an alien race called the Na’vi ( who actually look like smurfs since they’re blue). Then, the humans wanted to acquire a special material hidden under the trees which were the home of the Na’vi. Among the humans there’s a paraplegic Marine named Jake Sully who replaced his late twin brother and joined a program called ‘Avatar’, where the humans enter a machine and their mind and body are transferred to a Na’vi body. Then, the human becomes the Na’vi.

When Jake was fused with his Avatar, he infiltrates the Na’vi tribe and becomes one of them. But as he continued to spend more time with them, he realised that he felt at home. But when the humans wanted to attack the Na’vi, Jake will do anything to help the aliens he grew fond of.

After watching this movie, I was blown away by the brilliant CGI who made the landscapes of the planet Pandora look realistic. Sam Worthington did another great job playing the lead role of Jake Sully after his breakout role in Terminator Salvation. Let’s hope he does a better job in the remake of Clash of the Titans which is coming soon.

About the director, what can I say? He’s James Cameron. He directed Titanic, he created the Terminator franchise and he’s the king of the world once again. For now…

Overall, I give the movie 4 out of 5 stars. Great movie…

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Auld Lang Syne

 

Well, it looks like 2009 is coming to an end and 2010 will come within five hours. Besides, it’s also my last post for 2009 and I hope that I could post more blog articles in the year to come…if I could find the time…

 

To me, 2009 has been a typical year. There are some good memories and some bad memories. But there’s one certain date which I consider as the most EPIC day…

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…………

 

Drum roll please…

 

Rolling…

 

Rolling…

 

It’s 23 MARCH 2009!

 

For those of you who went to the Coldplay concert with me, you would probably know what I’m talking about. The entire day was an epic experience, I can make a movie out of it.

Oh well, Happy New Year people…

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Merry Christmas

 

Even though the 25th of December has passed, but that doesn’t mean I still no longer have the Christmas spirit…

Merry Christmas everyone…

 

And a happy new year…

BOOMZ!

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Article #51

Okay, it looks like I have gone past 50 posts. Yeah me, not yet....

It seems that my days of freedom at home are coming to an end. But there's no need to whine about it....

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I don't know...

























Alright, have a nice day people...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Breaking News

 

Today, I’m here to inform you some tragic news…

The music world now mourns for the death of a not-so talented artist from a very familiar band………

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Just joking…

 

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-