Sunday, December 5, 2010

December!


Oh man, It's been a really long long time since I updated my blog. Damn....


So December has begun and I'm reaching the final week of my SPM examination and one step closer to more blog articles before Christmas...


In the celebration mood, Coldplay has released a new X'mas single called Christmas Lights. A perfect song for the holidays...watch the music video..it's kinda epic(as always)...The link is HERE........



Just as I was surfing online...I came through this:





OH, THE HORROR!

Just when the music world got worse, it got WORST....

So the only thing you can do is enjoy the new Coldplay song and do not be traumatised by the horror known as Justin Bieber...'U smile' now, didn't think so...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Friday, September 10, 2010

Holidays...Blah

Screw this, I thought since the school holidays are for almost 2 weeks, I would some crazy shite before SPM...No, I've had my share of fun but most of it is a bored as it is....


Yes, SPM is coming up. So what? Is it wrong for me to have tons of fun before I enter the most important examination of my life, the one that decides my future? I don't think so. I think everyone who are in Form 5 should do what they want...unless they don't screw themselves until they can't take their SPM papers. Boohoo...it's your fault anyway...


Of course, there's Hari Raya. When there's Hari Raya, that means some delicious Malay food. But the rendangs and ketupats will not wash away my boredom. For all the Muslims out there, have fun. That also means more fireworks blazing, like this picture down here...























All hell will break loose if these fireworks start to go off in my neighbourhood, and one limb will be lost, or eye, or face, or ear, or your dignity(for guys). When I say dignity, you know what I mean...for those who still have no idea....look down between your legs.


Recently, I went out with my friends from Physics tuition and watched Step Up 3, just 3, not 3D....Well that's because City Square can't afford or they're too cheap to show movies in 3D. The plot is all the same, but the dance moves are not. The choreography is insane and I recommend you all to watch it and only pay attention at the choreography.


Before even the holidays started, there was drama at school, my class especially. In my class lies a big fat liar who lied his way to being in a Science stream class. The liar (whom I shouldn't name because it's not worth a penny knowing his name), told everyone he's a Science student but actually he's an Arts/Geography student. I had to go through eight unbearable months sitting right next to that certain bugger.

When he first came to my class, he barely made an impression and I saw him as a quiet loser. As the days go by, he has not been coming to school for some stupid reasons. One, his bus broke down and never had the liberty to take a taxi. Two, (fake) migraines. I wasn't wrong about the fake part. He kept sleeping in class and told teachers he has been suffering a migraine, such utter bullshit. How do I know? first he acts all tired in front of the teacher. When the teacher left class, he begins to goof around and annoy me. I have been scolding him for all these aspects, and I realised my advice has been laid to waste. Due to his bullshit migraine, he get out of school without any notice but the truth is he went out of school just so he could go to the Cyber Cafe with his cousin.

Grades? Please, his grades are awful. He failed in most of his elective subjects and he was only capable of getting a zero for Add Maths. That is a baaad move because my friends and I knew the wrath of my Add Maths teacher if she sees an epic failure in my class. It's safe to say every teacher disliked him and I know why.

Not just that, he doesn't attend any school activity. Co-curriculum? No...Teacher's Day? No...Extra Class during holidays and weekends? No...Performing on stage? That's a funny story because my entire class were asked to sing in front of stage for the launch of Patriotic Month but instead of singing with us he sneaked his way out of the choir to hide in the toilet, I'm not sure...

You may think I'm a bad guy for telling you guys about this on my blog but believe me, if you know him you will know why I feel this way. Who knows what will happen to him once school reopens, or maybe he won't come to school because of this.


So I guess that's it....It looks like I should do whatever I can to enjoy what's left of my holidays.


Cheers,
-Tim-

Friday, September 3, 2010

Holidays...For Now

Okay, now my SPM trials are done...I have a few weeks left before the start of the actual day. Now I've got two weeks of holiday so I should do whatever I can to spend it well while studying....Man these times are hard and their making us crazy, don't give up on me baby....



Cheers,
-Tim-

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Movie Reviews Within 5 Minutes




















Yes, my SPM trials are coming up and somehow I couldn't find the time to publish more articles...


But before that I have been watching a few movies...So here's the lowdown...


Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
This is nothing like the game...There aren't even any real Persians in this one. The Persians were potrayed by a bunch of tanned British actors, and Jake Gyllenhaal. If you want an epic final battle scene, this is not the movie for you...(Rating: 2/5 stars)


The Karate Kid
So, they decided to remake this 80's classic and it turned out to be a great effort. Even though the film should be named 'The Kung-Fu Kid' because the movie is about kung-fu, Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan did a great job in moving the story, making it less boring. (Rating: 3.8/5 stars)


Inception
Christopher Nolan has done it yet again. After his overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, this movie about entering dreams is his most intelligent flick yet. Closely observe the end and it will ask you the movie's biggest question. (Rating: 5/5 stars)


After all the movie I've watched, Inception is the best one yet....



Cheers,
-Tim-

Saturday, July 17, 2010

PLKN

As you all know, the list of National Service candidates are out, or as the Malaysians call 'PLKN'...
my friends and I were desperately checking whether he or she has been listed as an PLKN candidate...Well, most of them got it and they had the most priceless reactions.



But for me?


I NEVER MADE IT!!



YES!!!



After a few days anxiously waiting for a reply, I finally found out that I'm not heading for PLKN after SPM. I knew that I wasn't gonna get picked because my brother Marvin got picked before and there's a 70% chance I'm not gonna be a PLKN conscript....and I was right!


For all those who got picked...you better go to college early or good luck...


Cheers,
-Tim-

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

EAT DA POO POO

For those who don't wish to read this article, feel free to read it...

So I came by a video on Youtube titled 'Eat da poo poo', and I wondered what was it about...I found out it's a video of an Ugandan pastor spreading his campaign to fight homosexuality. Watch the video to see for yourself:






My God, did you laugh your ass off? or did you feel disgusted? The best part of the video is that pastor kept on exaggerating on eating the poo poo...It's like the worst part of being gay is eating da poo poo....I totally love the part where the pastor shouts "DEEPEERR!!!"



Cheers,
-Tim-

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Dead Men Walking

Three people wait in line,
Behind a group of ninety-nine,
Awed by the gate's bright shine,
One of them asked,"Did someone poison my wine?"


"As you can see, this is the afterlife,"
Said a man who got stabbed by his wife,
Not a machete but a butter knife,
"After I watched Deep Purple live."


One man stared blindly into space,
They giggled at the look upon his face,
With his untucked shirt and untied lace,
"Someone sprayed my eyes with a mace!"


Then a white figure appeared,
With a wise complexion and God-like beard,
The three men looked and then feared,
"Oh no, it's the man with the beard!"


He stood and rang a bell,
A spell a rebel yell,
He opened his mouth and He was about to tell,
"YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!"


One by one they took the fall,
When they lived they had it all,
They last look at the man so tall,
"Wait, who has my ball?"


They once ruled an entire nation,
They loved to smell a carnation,
Then came a figure whom they have no relation,
He said,"Hello, bastards. Welcome to damnation!"

 

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-