An Ode To Novin

Just a few days ago, I began writing this poem about my troublesome delinquent classmate, Novin aka Various Ridiculous but Sensible Names. Guess what? it only took me about five minutes to write it in class. So, here it goes...

An Ode To Novin....




Have you ever wondered why he's black?
Why he gives you a heart attack?
It's obviously not his sexy back
Intelligence is something he's gonna lack


His name is Novin, or "Charcoal"
He's not gonna have it all
We are not having a ball
When he stands, we fucking fall


Oh crap, we can't see him in the dark,
His bite is worse than his bark
He loves to piss in the park
He always leaves the "chop" mark


His mum drank chocolate milk
Yes, she did...
Than she gave birth to him
Oh, is it?


There's no benefit meeting him
Unless you are smacking him
I pity the dude who is one Baron
Oh fucking shit, his name is Darren!


So here's the poem, if you know Novin quite well, you would probably understand every bit of this blog...



P.S. - RIP Michael Jackson(1958-2009)



Cheers,
-Tim-