Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

The title is not something you must decipher, it gives a straightforward meaning of it's own. For anyone who thinks this is some kind of cryptic message, open that thick skull of yours!



"You think that I'm strong,
You're wrong, You're wrong...
I'll sing my song,my song, my song"



For those unfortunate noobs, the lyrics above were taken from the song titled Strong, performed by a certain Brit badboy named Robbie Williams. Those poetic bits of that song is the theme of what I'm gonna talk about.



I bet all of you have gone through this, no doubt. Denying it is somehow denying yourself. Have you people gone through this thing where people say what you are, but actually you're not? If you say YES, so did I. But...if you say NO, you have just bought a free-of-charge ticket to the underworld. Such a pity...



Let me talk from my personal experience. Some people say I'm a nerd, but I keep on failing my Add Maths and score little A's...Some people say that I'm a goodie-two-shoes but I have conned a taxi driver before, no joke...Some people say that I'm a mama's boy. Unfortunately, when my mum tells me to do something, my typical replies are "Aiya..","Why me?", or "I'd rather sleep.." And some people say that I'm a hardworking student. Guess what? I don't always complete my homework and I was blacklisted twice for not completing it.



See, people? Have I sent you a clear message of who I am? If I didn't, it's either a mental patient or you are without a doubt, a noob. Here's my advice, though I'm not the 'giving advice' type, whoever says that you are something you are not, swear at them or give them the finger. Because one finger gives a thousand insults...


But please don't follow whatever I said because it's completely a joke...



Cheers,
-Tim-