Thursday, December 30, 2010
Moving On
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
A Change Is Gonna Come
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Merry Christmas
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Whatever
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
So close...
Friday, December 10, 2010
Christmas Lights
Got all kinds of poison in
Poison in my blood
I took my feet
Trying to right a wrong
Just walk away
Those windows say
But I can't believe she's gone
When you're still waiting for the snow to fall
Doesn't really feel like Christmas at all
Up above candles on air flicker
Oh they flicker and they float
But I'm up here holding on
To all those chandeliers of hope
Like some drunken Elvis singing
I go singing out of tune
Saying how I always loved you darling
And I always will
Still waiting for the snow to fall
It doesn't really feel like Christmas at all
Those Christmas lights
Light up the street
Down where the sea and city meet
May all your troubles soon be gone
Oh Christmas lights keep shining on
Those Christmas lights
Light up the street
Maybe they'll bring her back to me
Then all my troubles will be gone
Oh Christmas lights keep shining on
Oh Christmas lights
Light up the street
Light up the fireworks in me
May all your troubles soon be gone
Those Christmas lights keep shining on
Thursday, December 9, 2010
The Holidays Are Here...
Ha Ha!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
December!
Oh man, It's been a really long long time since I updated my blog. Damn....
Friday, September 10, 2010
Holidays...Blah
Friday, September 3, 2010
Holidays...For Now
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Movie Reviews Within 5 Minutes
Yes, my SPM trials are coming up and somehow I couldn't find the time to publish more articles...
Saturday, July 17, 2010
PLKN
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
EAT DA POO POO
My God, did you laugh your ass off? or did you feel disgusted? The best part of the video is that pastor kept on exaggerating on eating the poo poo...It's like the worst part of being gay is eating da poo poo....I totally love the part where the pastor shouts "DEEPEERR!!!"
Cheers,
-Tim-
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Dead Men Walking
Three people wait in line,
Behind a group of ninety-nine,
Awed by the gate's bright shine,
One of them asked,"Did someone poison my wine?"
"As you can see, this is the afterlife,"
Said a man who got stabbed by his wife,
Not a machete but a butter knife,
"After I watched Deep Purple live."
One man stared blindly into space,
They giggled at the look upon his face,
With his untucked shirt and untied lace,
"Someone sprayed my eyes with a mace!"
Then a white figure appeared,
With a wise complexion and God-like beard,
The three men looked and then feared,
"Oh no, it's the man with the beard!"
He stood and rang a bell,
A spell a rebel yell,
He opened his mouth and He was about to tell,
"YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!"
One by one they took the fall,
When they lived they had it all,
They last look at the man so tall,
"Wait, who has my ball?"
They once ruled an entire nation,
They loved to smell a carnation,
Then came a figure whom they have no relation,
He said,"Hello, bastards. Welcome to damnation!"
Cheers, -Tim-
Friday, May 28, 2010
Screen Reviews – Iron Man 2
Oh, yes. One of the biggest blockbusters this summer is out and ready to give fans one hell of a movie. Take a look at the poster, you know that Iron Man is not the only star in the movie, but the superhero that fans have been waiting for: War Machine and a lot more…
Luckily I got a chance to catch the movie before my exams and let me give you my review:
After watching this movie, I was really impressed but it also left me scratching my head. Since it is a sequel, Iron Man 2 was supposed to be bigger and better than the first one but it wasn’t as big as the first instalment and it somehow was at the same level as the first one. But it was still as badass as its predecessor.
Robert Downey Jr. failed to disappoint as Tony Stark/Iron Man, the billionaire-turned-superhero-turned-ultimate celebrity. His performance was believable because technically he’s playing himself when he was a drug addict, alcoholic and train wreck. Downey’s real life experience was channeled in Tony Stark which corporates with the film’s plot. About Don Cheadle, I actually miss Terrence Howard being Jim Rhodes since he had a big role in the first movie. Howard had his chance to be Rhodey, but it was Cheadle that became War Machine, the second Iron Man with the huge, badass guns.
Plus, Scarlett Johansson was HOT. I shit you not, her performance as Russian SHIELD agent Natasha Romanoff wasn’t top-class acting but you will be distracted at how hot she was in the movie. Not to forget, Mickey Rourke. Ever since The Wrestler, Hollywood can’t get enough of Rourke and his role as Russian physicist Ivan Vanko is so realistic, you will forget that he’s American although he has about 10-12 line in the movie.
Well, the CGI was great when it comes to the action scenes but IT WAS TOO SHORT. Damn, the best fight scenes are like magic tricks: Now you see it, now you don’t!
Overall, it’s still a fun movie but not an amazing sequel…
3.9/5 stars
Cheers, -Tim-
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Keep Calm, Carry On...and study
The clock is ticking, the concert is in four days, can't wait...
Have a nice day guys....
Friday, April 16, 2010
Screen Reviews – Clash of The Titans
“Release the Krakken!”
This was the famous line uttered by Zeus in the movie Clash of The Titans, the remake of the 1981 film of the same name…For those who have no idea about this movie, let me fill you in the details…
Okay, so the movie focuses on a young man named Perseus, who was secretly the son of Zeus, making him a demi-god. After he discovered his roots, he sets out on a journey to fight Hades and some other creatures in order to defeat Hades and his not so wonderful creation, the Krakken. With a name like that, who knows what kind of dick jokes people come up with.
What do I think about the movie? Well, it is good but it is also quite bad. Aside from all the breathtaking scenery, kick-ass action, great CGI, most of it was as cheesy as the 1981 version. Story wise, this film has a lot of potential since it’s based on Greek mythology but the emotion, the clever catchphrases is cut down from second to none.
This is so far Sam Worthington’s third lead role( in an action movie), but his acting chops didn’t bring life to the movie, he only brought the grittiness in the stunts and various action scenes. Ralph Fiennes was somehow supposed to be diabolical as Hades but he made a cringe-worthy performance as God with a terrible case of asthma. What about Zeus? the more larger-than-life character? Liam Neeson put up a decent job but the only part that defined him was that very familiar quote : (refer to the one above you nut)
Overall, the movie is flawed in every way but it is a fun movie to watch if you love action movies and Greek mythology…
Cheers, -Tim-
Friday, April 2, 2010
Screen Reviews - Alice In Wonderland
Monday, March 15, 2010
Movie Reviews Within 3 Minutes
While going through the stress, I've watched a few movies lately and I'm not gonna give a full-length review on the flicks I've watched. So, I'm gonna give you a review which you can read within 3 minutes...
Sherlock Holmes - Good plot, great action and so on...Robert Downey Jr. really was the centre of the movie as Sherlock Holmes, making him a likeable character though he acted like a carbon copy of Captain Jack Sparrow. I guess he really deserved that Golden Globe. (4/5 stars)
Universal Soldier: Regeneration(aka A New Beginning) - What the hell is this awful piece of shit? C'mon, I expected this one to be a fun, exciting action-fest but the action is dull, plot is empty and the characters looked like they were played by stinkin' robots! Bringing Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren is the worst idea possible since they could barely act...Besides, they really do feel like their age...(1/5 stars)
Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief - They could have done better on this one. Even though they have some cool concepts in this movie, but the plot is almost un-original, the acting is quite boring, and the storyline is too predictable. Plus, Pierce Brosnan has a horse's ass. (3/5 stars)
Tooth Fairy - From the Rock to the Tooth Fairy. Dwayne Johnson should really stop making PG-rated family movies. I don't wanna see the Rock flying in fairy wings, I want to see him fly to shoot some dude in the ass. (2/5 stars)
The Spy Next Door - Okay, remember The Pacifier with Vin Diesel? Just take him out and put Jackie Chan in it and you will get almost the same plot. The action was too plain since it has almost the same action sequences from Jackie Chan's previous movies. Jackie Chan should really speak English often as he struggles with his lines, as shown in the bloopers. (3/5 stars)
Overall, Sherlock Holmes is the only good movie I've watched. Honorable mentions are Inglorious Basterds and Public Enemies........
Cheers,
-Tim-
Friday, January 22, 2010
The Bitterness of An Institute
year for anyone who's in Form 5 this year.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Screen Reviews - Avatar
Ha, my first 2010 post, finally…
A great way to start the New Year by doing a movie review on one of the biggest movies of the holidays. Even though I’ve watched this before Christmas, but I decided to do my review when I have all the time in the world.
For those who don’t know what Avatar is all about, let me fill you in the spoiler-free details. In a distant planet called Pandora, there were strange beasts and an alien race called the Na’vi ( who actually look like smurfs since they’re blue). Then, the humans wanted to acquire a special material hidden under the trees which were the home of the Na’vi. Among the humans there’s a paraplegic Marine named Jake Sully who replaced his late twin brother and joined a program called ‘Avatar’, where the humans enter a machine and their mind and body are transferred to a Na’vi body. Then, the human becomes the Na’vi.
When Jake was fused with his Avatar, he infiltrates the Na’vi tribe and becomes one of them. But as he continued to spend more time with them, he realised that he felt at home. But when the humans wanted to attack the Na’vi, Jake will do anything to help the aliens he grew fond of.
After watching this movie, I was blown away by the brilliant CGI who made the landscapes of the planet Pandora look realistic. Sam Worthington did another great job playing the lead role of Jake Sully after his breakout role in Terminator Salvation. Let’s hope he does a better job in the remake of Clash of the Titans which is coming soon.
About the director, what can I say? He’s James Cameron. He directed Titanic, he created the Terminator franchise and he’s the king of the world once again. For now…
Overall, I give the movie 4 out of 5 stars. Great movie…
Cheers, -Tim-