Drawn Fates

The tables are turned once again. The UEFA Champions League Quarter-Final draw has been drawn. Some of you might know the news but for those, here they are......



'ARSE'nal vs Villareal



Manchester United(WOO-HOO!) vs FC Porto



Liver'FOOL' vs Chel'SHIT'



Barcelona vs Bayern Munich



Surprised? I know you are. I guess it's another Reds vs Blues cruncher once again....For the rest of the Man United fans, let's just say the Porto is the least of their problems....Ever since sucking without Jose Mourinho....Try comparing him with a Pig and you see no difference....



So, I guess I should call it quits for today, Time to anticipate....for the Coldplay Concert, hehe......


Cheers,
-Tim-

My Journal...

Teej's Journal, 20 March 2009...


The smell of sweaty cunts caused discomfort as I stepped into the cinema with my brothers Marvin and Greg to watch the pile of bullshit known as Dragonball Evolution....


As the 90 minutes passed by, I left the cinema with a disgusted look on my face. I wasn't entertained by the film I regretted wasting my cold hard cash. Baffling action, a convoluted plot and poor characterization is what I witnessed in this movie. Truthfully, I'll find solace by catching Watchmen for the second time......


You know what this movie demands: RETRIBUTION...


In my head, I hear the idiots and floozies behind this movie shouting "Please don't hate us!" and I'll whisper, "NO!"


An EPIC FAIL is what I could say about this wasted production. Tonight, a Dragon Ball fanbase died in this movie............


Cheers,
-Tim-

Movie Reviews #2 - Watchmen

So last Sunday, my pals and I were at City Square to catch the afternoon screening of one of my list of anticipated movies...Watchmen....

Based on the critically-acclaimed graphic novels by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, I find Watchmen a spectacular epic-long blockbuster. Having read the graphic novel itself, I was not disappointed by its cinematic interpretation.

Despite its political themes and almost 3-hour long runtime, I still enjoyed the elements that make the movie good.

First, the action. In the comic the fight scenes were merely punch-kick-moan...In this one, they really improved the action adding some slow-motion effects ala 300......

Besides that, I was also impressed by the characters such as Rorscach, Ozymandias and The Comedian who were played perfectly by their respective actors. These characters were also known as the de facto characters. Their actions will leave us questioning if they are doing the right thing or the wrong thing. That's what made me like these characters.

In conclusion, Watchmen is a must-watch and please stay away from movies like Dragonball Evolution or Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li which are a total SUCK!


Cheers,
-Tim-

Try Getting Away From This...

As you all know, I like a lot of rock bands and OneRepublic is one of them. After chart-topping hits like Apologize, Stop and Stare, Say(All I Need) and Mercy, I was appeared by the bands sound. Besides that, I also found their main weakness...Covering other songs...

Especially if the band they're covering is OASIS!!!

Take a look at OneRepublic covering and Oasis masterpiece called Don't Go Away...

Now listen to the original version by the Mancunian boys themselves....





In conclusion, there's one thing I must say to OneRepublic...don't cover Oasis!


Cheers,
-Tim-

Movie Reviews #1

Besides talking about music, my everyday life and shite like that, I also talk about movies since I'm also a movie enthusiast and I always thought on sharing my movie reviews to everyone including those cunts who are staring stupidly at the monitor thinking that you could understand what I got to say here...

The movie that I wanted to review about is quite a much hyped-about flick, which is of course...Slumdog Millionaire. Yes people, I've watched it and I'm assuring you that their award wins at the Golden Globes and Oscars weren't just a 'fluke'....



























OK, let's start with the review. At first, I was doubtful that this movie would just be an 'indie cult flick' but I was wrong. Truthfully this movie was really good. This film potrayed realistic emotion, suspense and characters. I would like to say a good job to all the cast members of the movie who did their role perfectly, but they were considered underrated because none of them got nominated for an award in the actors category.

Besides that, what separates Slumdog Millionaire from the other movies is the main setting: Mumbai. Since Mumbai is not one of the wealthiest places in India, but it gave life for the movie.

Overall, this movie is a must-watch. Even though it is one of the best movies, but it couldn't live up to the standards of The Dark Knight...hehe

Cheers,
-Tim-

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Seriously, what should I write about?

A new music album?

A new blockbuster flick?

Wait 'til next week........


Cheers,
-Tim-

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So February has passed and we have now reached the month of March and I'm still waiting for the time to catch Watchmen and waiting for Coldplay to make their stop in Singapore...

Besides that, I was just settled with my first term test and there's a 60% chance that it might be an epic fail....after a very disappointing go at Add Maths ( I dare to kill any cunt who loves Add Maths, not so seriously)

While the kaypoh Singaporeans are still boasting on that Merlion incident, (yes, THAT incident)




















I was vigorously working on my examples of an epic fail....

And Voila!, here it is:





























Cheers,
-Tim-