Auld Lang Syne

 

Well, it looks like 2009 is coming to an end and 2010 will come within five hours. Besides, it’s also my last post for 2009 and I hope that I could post more blog articles in the year to come…if I could find the time…

 

To me, 2009 has been a typical year. There are some good memories and some bad memories. But there’s one certain date which I consider as the most EPIC day…

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Drum roll please…

 

Rolling…

 

Rolling…

 

It’s 23 MARCH 2009!

 

For those of you who went to the Coldplay concert with me, you would probably know what I’m talking about. The entire day was an epic experience, I can make a movie out of it.

Oh well, Happy New Year people…

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Merry Christmas

 

Even though the 25th of December has passed, but that doesn’t mean I still no longer have the Christmas spirit…

Merry Christmas everyone…

 

And a happy new year…

BOOMZ!

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Article #51

Okay, it looks like I have gone past 50 posts. Yeah me, not yet....

It seems that my days of freedom at home are coming to an end. But there's no need to whine about it....

Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....Because....


I don't know...

























Alright, have a nice day people...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Breaking News

 

Today, I’m here to inform you some tragic news…

The music world now mourns for the death of a not-so talented artist from a very familiar band………

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Just joking…

 

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Those Were The Days…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, those were the days when musicians had talent…like the Beatles. I bet all of you are asking yourself “Remember when people had talent?”

These days shite artists and bands like Fall Out Boy, The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Lil’ Wayne, Pitbull or any new rapper is starting to get a stinking fanbase. Seriously, why do people blindly like them? Some of them think they can play music, but all they do is use a software to create beats,synthesizers and fruity sounds to create a song…and don’t forget auto-tuning their voice just so they don’t sound tone deaf. Even with auto tune, they do…and I don’t call that talent…I call that pure cow shit. About the autotuners, there’s some fool known as T-Pain and this guy:

I don’t know, you ask me…

 

Oh yeah, don’t forget these guys…

Pure gay-ness. They are as gay as Adam Lambert, Freddie Mercury, Sir Elton John and George Michael rolled into one.

What about me? What music I like? For those who know me, you guys already knew that. I prefer bands that write their own music like Oasis, Coldplay, The Beatles, Muse, OneRepublic, Kings of Leon, and many more bands that create their own sound…unlike bands like Boys Like Girls, We The Kings, All Time Low that confuses me on which is which because each song has almost the same lyrics. Damn, especially the F**king Jonas Sisters that can’t even do a cover of a cheesy Beatles song properly…talent…my ass…

For those who blindly love the following crap bands, I sympathize for you…Besides, there’s a 1000% possibility that they will be arrested for drink-driving. Here’s my advice:

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

Wait……don’t forget this talentless cunt:

 

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Shredding Tackle

 

OUCH!!

Damn, there’s a lot of shit going on around the world these days. Since Christmas is near, a Scottish couple somehow had a heated argument which ended up with the man losing his balls. No, I mean literally lost his balls. Plus, the woman did it, WITH HER FREAKING BARE HANDS…No shit…

A woman named Helen Hodge,34, was accused of mangling her lover Billy Duncan’s testicles after accusing him of cheating on her.

Seriously, is this woman even human?

Luckily, Duncan,49, was immediately rushed to the hospital where an emergency surgery was carried out to save his balls. (hehehe…)

The full article can be read here…………

So this news concludes that it’s gonna be a crazy holiday season before 2010 begins…

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Screen Reviews - 2012

 

Finally, I’ve watched one of the most hyped-about movies of the year, 2012. Before watching this flick by self-proclaimed ‘disaster movie maestro’ Roland Emmerich, I was quite skeptical because he has directed movies like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 10,000 BC which are considered bad. But after watching this one, I sort of liked it and hated it. Here’s my honest opinion…

So, the story is about a scientist who discovered that there was something fishy about the sun, and comes to a shocking revelation when he found out that the world will come to an end at 12 December 2012, as said in the Mayan Calendar(Oooh…Great…). Meanwhile, a sci-fi author who was recently divorced took his estranged kids to a camping trip and discovered about the apocalypse that is nearing them.

Throughout the whole movie we see a family evading the disasters which involve everything around the world blowing up and experiencing destructions( Example: Building collapses, Tsunamis, Volcanoes, Earthquakes, etc…) Yes, that’s a lot of shit blowing up…Besides that, many people were killed including The US President(played by Danny Glover) and the Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger whose gubernatorial position left us questioning due to the fact that he was The Terminator.

What I think about the movie? Well, my opinion is a little ‘mixed’. I don’t know if it’s good or bad. What’s good about the movie is the breathtaking CGI effects which gives a very realistic feel when shit starts to blow up. This movie also sends a positive message to the audience: when it’s the end of the world, we should all unite as one family to go through the whole pandemonium. Even though this is meant to be a very serious movie, there are some funny moments in the midst of the crisis. Plus, there’s a happy ending……

What I don’t like about the movie is the wooden acting. A-list actors like John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, John Glover weren’t at their best except for Woody Harrelson who played an eccentric radio DJ who kept broadcasting “The End is Nigh” messages but no one believed him. Like the movie War of The Worlds, the main character is a divorced father who tried to reconnect with his kids which is not original. Not original at all. Not just that, the prophecy about the end of the world in the year 2012 is real bullshit. No one believes in some shit Mayan Calendar. Seriously no one knows when doomsday will occur except for God. Being a movie about the apocalypse, The Second Coming was never mentioned…Which makes the prophecy seem bogus.

Like the movie Armageddon, the movie is just a flick that knows how to blow shit up, that’s it. Like I said, it’s not a bad movie, it’s not a good movie.

Overall, 3/5 stars.

 

 

Cheers,                                                                                            -Tim-

Fail Of The Day

Here's the epic fail of the day:




















Ouch! That's gotta hurt...



Wait...There's more....
















Damn right you are...Here's the last one....



















And they say football is for sissies. Fine, I'm not watching the NFL again...





Cheers,
-Tim-

Fortnight Of Freedom

Yes, freedom....


Guess what? My mum and younger siblings are in Doha to visit my dad. So, my brothers and I have the house for ourselves and we are loving it. Since the house is now under my control, so that means extra periods of lepak-ing and watching movies. Finally I watched the world's so-called Numero Uno flick 2012. Don't worry, the review will be up in a few days.


Since the computer is no longer under my parents' control for now, I've been surfing the internet....A LOT....And I've been looking through a few sites besides Facebook, Twitter, Youtube and so on...and I've looked through this photo:




















WHAT AN EPIC FAIL....


I guess that's all I could blog about today. Now, off to watch Ninja Assassin.......



Cheers,
-Tim-

The Resistance

At last, Muse has released their latest album, titled The Resistance. The band famous for their space-rock anthems, military and political lyrics and lead singer Matthew Bellamy’s melodramatic voice has done it yet again.

Now, let’s talk about the album cover…

I have no comment on the album cover since it looks like a guy entering an LSD-induced universe. Well, unlike Blackholes and Revelations, The Resistance is more Queen-influenced, classical music heavy and the vintage Muse. If you guys think I’m not joking on the Queen part, I’ll show you guys:

#1 – Uprising

The first track and the first single of the album. I’ve always liked an album to start with a bang and this was no exception. Once I heard the heavy drum beats, rocking guitar riffs, I knew this song has started the album with a bang. The lyrics, let me say, is more political and the chorus of the song talks about political oppression(They will not force us/They will stop degrading us/They will not control us/We will be victorious)

See what I mean?

#2 – Resistance

“Love is our resistance”

That is one of the lines that made me love the song. In every war movie, the soldiers use weapons and barricades as their resistance. But this song represents love as one’s resistance because no geezer with a sword is stronger than a couple making love. Am I getting the wrong picture here?

#3 – Undisclosed Desires

Although the intro reminded me a lot of Coldplay’s Rainy Day, But this song is considered a ‘very personal song’, said Matthew Bellamy. Somehow, it’s true. The song is about the singer wanting to really know his lover and show that he really loves his girl. Besides that, he wants to know his girl’s undisclosed desires so he could satisfy her. If you are a Depeche Mode fan, you’ll find a tinge of similarity in this song.

#4 – United States of Eurasia

Remember I told you about the Queen part, this is the song I was referring to. Try listening to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, I’m dead serious that this song is 90% similar to Bohemian Rhapsody. Just to let you people know, this song is not about a bunch of Eurasians which are populated in Malaysia. This song is about a country and its fallen heroes.

#5 - Guiding Light

The drum beats. Ah the drum beats, it’s very typical of Muse to start with an epic riff and end the song with melancholic lyrics. Therefore, I have no other comment on this. On to the next song…

#6 – Unnatural Selection

The intro really reminded me of a classic horror movie anthem since it starts with a church piano and Matthew Bellamy’s masked singing. Then, it goes very fast-paced and it slowly turns into a shout-along song. This song is not my favourite but it has a potential to be song in a cheesy TV drama.

#7 - MK Ultra

I don’t understand why they titled this song MK Ultra. It sounds like a rejected sci-fi character. And even the song sounds like a sci-fi anthem. But the saving grace is the strong lyrics which sounds like the singer questioning a villain’s wrongdoings.

#8 – I Belong To You

Classical music is heavily used in this one. Besides that, it also sounds very French-influenced and there's a possibility that this is the only English song a tourist will hear playing while walking in the streets of Paris because the last minutes of the song features the singer singing some shit in French. And the worst part is that this song will be featured in the new Twilight movie, New Moon.

#9-12 – Exogenesis: Symphony

A 12-minute classical rock trip is what I call this ‘song’. Split into three parts (Part 1-Overture, Part 2-Cross-Pollination, Part 3-Redemption), This sounds like another song used in a TV series. Enough said…

Overall, The Resistance is one hell of a joyride. Though Muse aren’t really that original in this album, but they did their best. I give this album 3.8 stars.

Cheers,
-Tim-

Birthdays

Pizza, Pepsi, Playstation 2, XBOX 360, Internet...




All these things is what made today a fun day. Occasion? I was celebrating my friend's birthday with my other pals. Speaking of birthdays? The holidays are a perfect time to celebrate one's birthday. Seriously, who wants to celebrate his birthday on the day he's taking his exam, having another boring tuition class. I bet that no one wants that, right?



Besides that, most of the people I know are having their birthdays soon.......................................................................................................................INCLUDING ME....


If any of you remembered any bullshit that happened on this date, that's your problem...
On the 22nd November 1993, a little toddler named Timothy Elmer Jilimin came into the world. 16 years later, he's writing a blog about his birthday..
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If any of you are celebrating their birthdays on the 22nd of November, I wish you a Happy Birthday. Since there are a millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people share the same birthday with me, you too....(What a bunch of dicks).....




Cheers,
-Tim-

It's Over When I Say It's Over

Yes, people....


My final year examination is finally over. At last....


After three horrible weeks of studying, the mayhem, the tweeting, the facebook-ing, the blogging and the lepak-ing begins once more before 2010.

Well, like those ah pek fellas say, "Time flies when you're having fun"....


Be on the lookout because I'll be blogging very often and the number of posts will be colossal. Okay, I sorta exaggerated on that but what the heck, Do I seem to care? No...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Examination Is No Satisfaction

*Sigh*



The final year exams are within a week. This is where the stressful days of my lives begins. There's a possibility that I might not update my blog for about two to three weeks, but I'm gonna get through this no matter what....


I'm sure everyone is asking this same old question....Why do exams exist? Everything has its pros and cons. The good thing is that it can help us pursue our dreams if we succeed. But for the consequences, it's meant to twist and shatter our minds due to constant mugging or what they say, ''Burning the midnight oil".....


Truthfully, we can't stop exams just so we could save the fucking trees, the trees couldn't save themselves. Why save them? Besides, if we stop exams, there will be a universities overcrowded with the underachieving dumbasses who fail flawlessly. Imagine all the successful people in the world and 99.9% of them couldn't get an A in Kindergarten-Level Mathematics....If you are one of them, guess what....You're a shitfaced dumbass....



In conclusion, we need exams and it is inevitable. We have to do it no matter what, we have to do it. So stop complaining and stop being a conservative geezer and just finish that bloody exam paper. But there's one thing that never changes at all....Examination is no satisfaction....



Cheers,
-Tim-

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

The title is not something you must decipher, it gives a straightforward meaning of it's own. For anyone who thinks this is some kind of cryptic message, open that thick skull of yours!



"You think that I'm strong,
You're wrong, You're wrong...
I'll sing my song,my song, my song"



For those unfortunate noobs, the lyrics above were taken from the song titled Strong, performed by a certain Brit badboy named Robbie Williams. Those poetic bits of that song is the theme of what I'm gonna talk about.



I bet all of you have gone through this, no doubt. Denying it is somehow denying yourself. Have you people gone through this thing where people say what you are, but actually you're not? If you say YES, so did I. But...if you say NO, you have just bought a free-of-charge ticket to the underworld. Such a pity...



Let me talk from my personal experience. Some people say I'm a nerd, but I keep on failing my Add Maths and score little A's...Some people say that I'm a goodie-two-shoes but I have conned a taxi driver before, no joke...Some people say that I'm a mama's boy. Unfortunately, when my mum tells me to do something, my typical replies are "Aiya..","Why me?", or "I'd rather sleep.." And some people say that I'm a hardworking student. Guess what? I don't always complete my homework and I was blacklisted twice for not completing it.



See, people? Have I sent you a clear message of who I am? If I didn't, it's either a mental patient or you are without a doubt, a noob. Here's my advice, though I'm not the 'giving advice' type, whoever says that you are something you are not, swear at them or give them the finger. Because one finger gives a thousand insults...


But please don't follow whatever I said because it's completely a joke...



Cheers,
-Tim-

This Is It

How many of you here are still saddened by Michael Jackson's death?


Wait...You people don't have to answer that...The answer is very obvious...


Any of you still want a glimpse of the King of Pop before his death, you've got the chance. Actually, everyone's got the chance....


Finally they are about to release Michael Jackson: This Is It, a documentary featuring rehearsal footage of MJ for his final concert which somehow never happened. Sad, huh?



If you wanna catch the trailer? Don't worry, it's right here....







This movie releases on 28 October. So, better watch it immediately because its theater run only lasts for two weeks...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Beatlemania All Over Again

Guess where was these lyrics taken from? It's from a classic song titled The End by a quartet from Liverpool known as The Beatles.


Yes, people. Beatlemania is back once again. One of the most epic bands in musical history, the Merseyside Rockers made up of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr are dominating the music world again by releasing remastered versions of their albums with songs from Please Please Me to Let It Be.



















Even though Paul and Ringo are the only ones alive, but that doesn't mean I should give the Fab Four a rest. Besides releasing their remastered albums, they are also dominating the video game world. Why is that so? Maybe it's because of a game called The Beatles: Rock Band...

























This latest Rock Band instalment is all about The Beatles. So to every Beatles fan, you better get this game before it's too late if you want to relive the glory by singing ALL their songs...yes, ALL THEIR SONGS....


I'm wondering, is the Malaysian Beatles fans excited by this? Obviously, then why am I blogging about this? We don't need an Abbey Road. In Malaysia, we got Ah Bee Road. When they got Penny Lane, we got Peh Knee Lane...


You just heard it, people....


Beatlemania is Back....



















Cheers,
-Tim-

Time Moves So Fast

The title says it all....


2009 is coming to an end, eventually. I'm still recovering from the 'Oasis Has Split Up' Syndrome but I don't know about the other Oasis fans I know, are they still recovering or the preposterous news struck them really bad.


In other news, Michael Jackson has finally been buried. Finally, after two months after his death, the King of Pop was laid to rest. Tell me, where did they keep his body after two months? Two months is a very long time for a corpse to be kept after the day of his or her death. Well, due to the fact he's WAY bigger than three cunts who call themselves the Jonas Brothers, the media will be all over the place...


Well, that's all I could say, nothing else. Maybe if something really interesting comes out, I'll be ready to post it.


Cheers,
-Tim-

The Day The Earth Shattered

If you heard the news already, you probably know what I'm talking about. I was really shocked when I heard the news. I thought it was just a rumour but it's as real as it is...



You still don't know? Let me fill you in with the details, Oasis is NO MORE. Yes, you've heard it, Oasis has split up after Noel Gallagher left the band.



Even though I was totally surprised, I knew it was coming because of the feud between the Gallagher brothers which has been ongoing for a long, long time ever since they started the band...



Here's how it went down:
Founding brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher traded blows in a vicious fight - in which Liam smashed Noel's guitar - just before they were due on stage at a festival in Paris on Friday night. Noel then said the Rock en Seine gig was off and it was the end of Oasis, after making £52million from selling 50million records. A backstage witness said of the fight: 'Liam was goading Noel constantly and then the two just snapped. There were proper punches and Liam smashed up one of Noel's guitars. Liam was like a man possessed. He was swearing constantly and was really angry. 'Medical staff were called, along with security. Noel got out of the ground as quickly as he could. This was a truly vicious fight - quite horrible.' Scottish singer Amy Macdonald, who was also on the bill, wrote on her Twitter page: 'Oasis cancelled with one minute to stage time! Liam smashed Noel's guitar, huuuge fight!' Noel said in a statement yesterday: 'The level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family, friends and comrades has become intolerable. 'And the lack of support and understanding from my management and band mates has left me with no other option than to get me cape and seek pastures new.' Now fans wanting refunds in France, Germany and Italy may be left out of pocket, with promoters insisting concerts will go ahead with acts like Kasabian and The Kooks replacing Oasis. Rob Hart, 19, from Nottingham, spent more than £350 on a ticket, Eurostar and hotel package. 'A few pounds back won't compensate for missing Oasis,' he said. 'What happened was an absolute disgrace.' Years of rancour between Mancunians Noel, 42, and Liam, 36, had been coming to the boil for weeks. Last week singer Liam said they travel on separate tour buses, no longer speak and only see each other on stage. Last weekend the band pulled out of the V Festival in Chelmsford which they were meant to headline. They have split before, though, first in 1994 when Liam sang different words to Live Forever, lampooning his brother. Songwriter Noel once said of Liam: 'It's a good thing we don't live in the U.S. where guns are more accessible because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is that I can't fire him because me Ma would kill me.' On the latest split he added: 'Dearly beloved, it is with a heavy heart and a sad face that I say this to you: As of Friday, I have been forced to leave the Manchester rock 'n' roll pop group Oasis. 'I would like firstly to offer my apologies to them kids in Paris who'd paid money and waited all day to see us only to be let down AGAIN by the band. 'Apologies are probably not enough, I know, but I'm afraid it's all I've got. 'While I'm on the subject, I'd like to say to the good people of V Festival that experienced the same thing: again, I can only apologise - although I don't know why, it was nothing to do with me. 'I was match fit and ready to be brilliant. Alas, other people in the group weren't up to it. 'I would like to thank all the Oasis fans all over the world. The last 18 years have been truly, truly amazing. A dream come true. I take with me glorious memories. 'Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a family and a football team to indulge. 'I'll see you somewhere down the road. It's been a ******* pleasure.'


As you may know, Oasis did split up before in 1994 and inspired Noel Gallagher to write the song Talk Tonight. Millions of Oasis fans were disappointed and saddened by the news. But don't worry, I still have hope that they will reunite because it happened once, why can't it happen again?


Without Noel Gallagher, there will never be Oasis. Heck, he wrote 99% of the songs from Definitely Maybe to Dig Out Your Soul. C'mon, do you expect Liam to write all their songs. I swear I'm not gonna listen to an Oasis album with every song written by Liam. No, this is not gonna happen. Besides, Noel has a solo album coming out soon and I'm waiting for that...


In conclusion, let's pray that Noel will return to Oasis and continue to make some more awesome music..























Cheers,
-Tim-

Screen Reviews - District 9

As an avid movie-goer, I decided to catch a little movie that's been making quite a buzz titled District 9. Since my skepticism level is moderately high, I wasn't really keen on watching this movie but some good reviews and The Lord of The Rings trilogy director Peter Jackson being the producer, I decided to catch this South African flick. Yes, it is a South African movie. The director, the actors, the setting is all South African, trust me.


So the movie is made in a mockumentary-style movie to give it a more gritty, realistic feel but the movie developed from a documentary for the Discovery Channel to a Transformers meets Alien film. The plot begins with an alien ship landing on Johannesburg during the 1980's. Then, the aliens, known as 'prawns' sought refuge which angered the humans there. So, the
South African government created an area for the aliens known as District 9 in order to segregate the aliens from the humans.


So, the protagonist of the movie, a nerdy, cowardish MNU agent named Wikus van der Merwe was sent to evict the aliens out of District 9. But when he was there, Wikus
was accidentally exposed himself to an alien device containing an unknown fluid which had some serious side effects. Due to the exposure, Wikus slowly mutated into an alien an became a governmental experiment. Knowing that he was betrayed by the people he worked with, Wikus became a fugitive and befriended the aliens who just wanted to go home. Unfortunately, the humans aren't just gonna allow them...


After watching this movie, I was impressed. Not bad for a South African movie...using unknown actors to create a real environment. How the movie potrayed the aliens was realistic enough and the CGI was well used, especially during the final battle sequence which is filled with hardcore violence where everyone gets blown to pieces...


Overall, this is quite a surprising hit, no doubt about it. If you are a Halo fan, there will be similarities to the game's elements beacuse this WAS supposed to be a Halo movie....





Cheers,
-Tim-

Screen Reviews - GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

So the H1N1 flu has begun its rapid outbreak and I don't give a damn at all. That didn't stop me from watching one of this summer's last few blockbusters, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Wait, there's no summer in Malaysia at all because technically it's summer all day...

After watching this movie, I was quite impressed by how the movie was done. But what didn't impress me is that the CGI is a little tad overused in the action scenes. Besides that, for those who are fans of GI Joe, I don't think you should be disappointed because this movie shows how everything began. For example, they showed how the war between GI Joe and Cobra began, how James McCullen/Destro attains his silver metallic face, how the rivalry between the two ninjas Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow began, and who is the Cobra Commander.



Well, let me talk about the cast. Despite the star power coming from actors like Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans and many more, I was only impressed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt's performance as Rex Lewis/The Doctor/Cobra Commander.



In conclusion, don't expect a solid storyline and top-notch acting, just sit back and have fun watching it.....(If you are having fun watching it...)...


Cheers,
-Tim-

Tragedy In Our Midst

Yes people this is happening
This uncertain kind of something
It left people mourning and weeping
The aftermath of someone dying

Tell me, have you experienced this?
A feeling not so bliss
We in the middle of crisis
Tragedy is in our midst

Death, a thing considered taboo
If you feel it, I feel it too
It ain't something new
Murder, a crime so cruel

I ask myself, will we see the light?
Not to give up even if we lose the fight
I'm telling you people, day and night
Protect yourself and others with all your might...


This is dedicated to the people I know who had lost their lives recently....May they rest in peace...



Cheers,
-Tim-

Tweet Whore

These days, we teenagers use social websites. But the most significant of them all is.....Facebook. Everyone's hooked on Facebook. I've been using Facebook for two years and I'm still having fun with it. For those who still spend time on social sites like Friendster or Myspace...Guess what? You're in the ancient history era.

When I first joined Facebook, there were only a few people. As time goes by, the number of people joining Facebook increases like clockwork....

Besides Facebook, there is one websites everyone hooked on, especially celebrities......

Yes, people. Twitter is the latest craze.....

But this is different. Unlike the other social websites, people had to write down their profiles, blah blah blah, and more shit, Twitter is a very simple website to use.

As you may know, Facebook has this tool where people update their status, write down any bullshit while people 'Like' or 'Comment' on it. But for Twitter, that's what it's all about. You just need to write down anything and the whole world gets to read what you wrote. It's something that they call 'Tweeting'.....How the heck did they come up with that?

I'm not telling you to stop using Facebook. You can use them both, it's still fun though. For anyone who has Twitter, feel free to follow me and you'll find out what shenaningans I experienced during that day....

Tweet Tweet!

Cheers,

-Tim-

Poppyfields

Smoke is rising from the houses
People burying their dead
I asked somebody what the time is
But time doesn't matter to them yet....



People talking without speaking
Trying to get what they could get
I asked you if you remember
Prospekt, how could I forget.....



Drums...........
Here it comes........
Don't you wish that life could be as simple
As fish swimming round in a barrel?
When you've got the gun



Oh and I run...........
Here it comes..........
We're just two little figures in a soup bowl
Trying to get behind a kind of control
But I wasn't one....



Now here I lie.........
On my own in a separate sky.....
And here I lie.........
On my own in a separate sky.....
I don't wanna die.....
On my own here tonight....
But here I lie.........
On my own in a separate sky....




Cheers,
-Tim-

Stoned....

Finally, I'm beginning to recover from the boredom syndrome. I just attended the 2009 Festival of Arts. At first, I thought the entire show will be filled with some shite bands, long and boring dramas, and crappy dance troupes. But it turns out that I had quite a ball there despite the endless sweating. The bands are less crappier, the dramas are less longer, and the dance shows are bizzarely plausible.




Now, I would like to talk about the meaning of my blog name, "An Undefined Notation"......



What is an undefined notation? an undefined notation is a notation that has no proper definition, according to the daily blabbity. So, it's something that you can't define at all. It's something rhetorical, unanswered by no one since there is no definition. You can't define anything that is undefined. Safe to say, it remains vague, ambigous, unclear, unsure.


So, how is this related to my blog?



Truthfully, my blog has no definition at all. I can't define what my blog is about. My blog articles don't have a specific theme. I can write about my life, movies, TV shows, music, and so on. In conclusion, the "notation" represents my blog and the "undefined" represents....uh....you know the drill...



But, why am I writing this in the first place?




Guess what, I'm fucking high!




I'm stoned....






I'm on drugs!





If you wanna ask me which drug, don't ask. Here's the list:


Marijuana



Heroin



Morphine



Ecstasy



Cocaine



Ice



LSD



And so on.....





Unfortunately, this is seriously a fucking joke. I'm kidding with you, haha. I don't take drugs and never will. If you think I'm a stoner, I totally fooled you guys. Hehehe.....




So, I guess that's it for now.....





Cheers,
-Tim-

A Day in The Life

Oh, this is just great.....


The boredom syndrome strikes once again......


Highly regarded as a strain that spreads faster than the H1N1 virus, the boredom syndrome has infected the young minds today. Unfortunately, I'm one of the casualties. As I wait for the Festival Of Arts to happen, I did all I can to bring some fun to my life but I always ended in an EPIC FAIL. I'm so bored, I'm writing this blog article which people don't actually give a shit. Speaking of people, anyone who has read this blog, please spread the news to your other friends or family. Who knows? a fanbase will somehow come to be and I'll be as big as Kenny Sia....If there are fans......



While I'm trying some fruitless methods on how to heal the boredom syndrome, let me tell you the serious shit that happened to my brother Marvin. But I don't want to give too personal information but there is a possibility that he will write about this crazy incident in his blog. The link's here:


http://www.hisfriends.wordpress.com/



So I guess I'm done here. I've got nothing else to write. Maybe when I recover from the boredom syndrome, I'll find something interesting to write. This is....a day in the life.



Cheers,
-Tim-

Screen Reviews - Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

Yes, at last. I've watched one of the most highly-anticipated movies of the year, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen! And boy I had a good time watching this movie after watching a very mediocre Drag Me To Hell.



I can only describe this movie with one word: AWESOME!



Like the first movie, there are lot of shit blowing up and giant alien robots beating the crap out of each other. Join those two elements and you got an awesome action flick. Oh, I almost forgot, this movie couldn't be any hotter if it wasn't for of course, Megan Fox.


Let me talk about the Transformers in this movie. Yes, there are more Autobots and Decepticons such as Jetfire, Devastator, The Fallen, Soundwave, Sideswipe, and the very funny but annoying Autobot Twins, Skids and Mudflap. Although the plot is very unconvincing and not the best writing, but the plot contains important elements from the original cartoon and a very significant and emotional moment( I can't tell you guys but go ahead and watch it yourself!).


In this sequel, more juvenile humour was injected in this movie. So to say that the only reactions I did in this movie was either "Whoa...", "Awesome!", "Oh, shit!", or "HAHAHA!!!"
Who said I didn't have fun?


The main term for this movie is MORE. So expect MORE action, MORE explosion, MORE robot smacking, MORE humour, MORE annoying scenes, and MORE Megan Fox. Hehehe.....


Recently, the critics slammed this movie for its plot and humour. But who the hell cares? This movie was meant to entertain audiences, not some piss-taking critics. Besides, this movie which is 2 Hours 45 Minutes long will keep you wanting for more....


Cheers,
-Tim-

An Ode To Novin

Just a few days ago, I began writing this poem about my troublesome delinquent classmate, Novin aka Various Ridiculous but Sensible Names. Guess what? it only took me about five minutes to write it in class. So, here it goes...

An Ode To Novin....




Have you ever wondered why he's black?
Why he gives you a heart attack?
It's obviously not his sexy back
Intelligence is something he's gonna lack


His name is Novin, or "Charcoal"
He's not gonna have it all
We are not having a ball
When he stands, we fucking fall


Oh crap, we can't see him in the dark,
His bite is worse than his bark
He loves to piss in the park
He always leaves the "chop" mark


His mum drank chocolate milk
Yes, she did...
Than she gave birth to him
Oh, is it?


There's no benefit meeting him
Unless you are smacking him
I pity the dude who is one Baron
Oh fucking shit, his name is Darren!


So here's the poem, if you know Novin quite well, you would probably understand every bit of this blog...



P.S. - RIP Michael Jackson(1958-2009)



Cheers,
-Tim-

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What am I supposed to write here?


Anyone?



I need some help here......






Anybody?






Help me!

Screen Reviews - Terminator Salvation

As always, the school holidays are always boring, no doubt about it. In order to lose the typical boring feeling, I decided to watch one of the most anticipated blockbusters this summer: Terminator Salvation.....

Well, this is the fourth instalment of the ever-popular Terminator franchise. This time, the story no longer includes time-travelling. This movie is set in the future where the machines are conquering the Earth and the human's last hope is John Connor, played by Christian Bale.

At first, I was doubtful that this instalment will be a hit ever since the disappointing Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines. After watching it, I was wrong. This movie is quite a joyride. It is more faithful to the series and though the continuity may be a little confusing, but if you're a fan of the series, you'll understand.

First, I want to talk about the action. Like Bale's other hit, The Dark Knight, there is a lot of intense action, explosion, and of course, killing. Even though there are not a lot of CGI used, but the realisic tone still sets on the action scenes.

Then, the machines created by Skynet. As you know, The Terminator(aka the Governor of California) is the first machine that popped into the series. Since this is the future, Arnie isn't alone. There are tons of huge, intimidating machines like the Hunter Killer, the Harvester, some self-controlled motorcycle terminators and the cyborg Terminators which come in different models.

Last but not least, I want to talk about the cast. In every Terminator movie, the cast gradually changes. Like its predecessors, this movie has an all-new cast. There is Christian Bale who intensely potrayed John Connor, Anton Yelchin as the young Kyle Reese, and also Australian newcomer Sam Worthington who stole the show playing Marcus Wright, an amnesiac Terminator who still thinks he's human. I know some Arnold Schwarzenegger fans are disappointed he's not in this movie. You must know that the series doesn't revolve around Arnie's world but it's about John Connor and the future war. But don't fret, my people. He will make a cameo in this movie. I'm not giving you any spoilers but go watch it yourself.

Overall, go ahead and watch this movie, you'll won't regret it.

Cheers,

-Tim-

Definitions of Common Words

Here are some words that you know its meaning but you don't know its true meaning....



1. ATOM BOMB - An invention made to end all inventions.


2. BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


3. CIGARETTE - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.


4. CLASSIC - A book which people praises, but do not read.


5. COLLEGE - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.


6. COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


7. COMPROMISE - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


8. CONFERENCE - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


9. CONFERENCE ROOM - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


10. CRIMINAL - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.


11. DICTIONARY - A place where divorce comes before marriage.


12. DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


13. DIVORCE - Future tense of marriage.


14. DOCTOR - A person who kills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


15. ECSTASY - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.


16. ETC. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


17. EXPERIENCE - The name men give to their mistakes.


18. FATHER - A banker provided by nature.


19. LECTURE - An art of transferring information from the notes pf the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.


20. LOVE AFFAIRS - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.


21. MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.


22. MISER - A person who lives poor so the he can die rich.


23. OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


24. OPTIMIST - A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in midway, "See, I'm not injured yet!"


25. OPPORTUNIST - A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into the river.


26. PESSIMIST - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.


27. PHILOSOPHER - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when dead.


28. POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


29. SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


30. TEARS - THe hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.


31. YAWN - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


-Adapted from the article Definitions of Common Words from the Graffiti 2008 magazine by Pavanjit Singh.




Cheers,
-Tim-

Disappointment....

I know, I know......





It has been quite a while since I published a new blog article due to two long weeks of the midyear examinations. With that over, I've never felt so relieved in my life. Besides, the midterm holidays are much, much closer then you think.....




So, everything slowly fades on the right note....




Except for one thing.............



If you are a Manchester United fan, you probably know what I'm talking about.



NO! We lost in the Champions League Final to some Spanish team called 'Barcelona'. We were that close to defending our title but some things are not meant to be, as always.......



Since everything has its reasons. There are reasons why Man United lost after wasting my time watching a lackluster match. Let me point out the reasons why Man United lost:


1. The Huge Tactic Risk
Sir Alex Ferguson really took a big risk when it comes to formation for this match. They are somehow stronger with a 4-4-2 formation but Mr. Ferguson stupidly chose to play with a 4-3-3 formation, thus leading to their defeat.




2. Letting Anderson Play (What a Douche)
Anderson is highly regarded as one of least promising players for Manchester United. But yet again, Fergie aimlessly put him to play his worst. Every time he gets the ball, he has the tendency to fumble and lose the ball to the opponent or pass it to the wrong player. I've never been much happier when he was subbed before the final whistle. What a douche...



3. Cristiano Ronaldo's arrogance
I highly respect Cristiano Ronaldo since he is a backbone in the team. Well, just beacuse I like him doesn't mean I don't hate him. Because of his arrogance and pretentious attitude, he shrugged all chances to score and wasted it on his stepovers and dives.......Maybe he's showing signs that he no longer has loyalty towards the team and is happy to leave Man United.





Well, I'm still pissed at Man United's defeat but all of that will go away when my pals and I go out to watch Terminator Salvation........




Cheers,
-Tim-

Screen Reviews - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

So the midyear exams are coming soon, meaning that I'm forced to suffer by the clucthes of studying but that didn't stop me from watching one of this year's biggest blockbusters, which is of course, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Maybe a few of you people out there has watched Hugh Jackman unleashing his primal fury for the fourth time but I want to voice my opinion about the movie.

Okay, in this movie, your questions will be answered on how old is he, how did he get his famous adamantium claws and how he lost his memories. The characters, I love the other mutant characters besides Wolverine, especially his estranged half-brother Victor Creed/Sabertooth who was potrayed well by Liev Schriber, who described this role as his most monstrous role yet.

Of course, there are more mutant characters which are anticipated by fans for a long time like Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Gambit, Agent Zero, The Blob and John Wraith who was surprisingly played by Will.I.Am. The action scenes, there are a lot of adrenaline-pumping and kick-ass action scenes and a few iconic ones like Wolverine single-handedly destroying a helicopter, The fight scenes featuring Wolverine and Sabertooth and many more...

Besides that, there's been a speculation that there's a secret ending after the credits and there is a secret ending, more like endings....So don't forget to stay after the credits...

Overall, this movie is a hell of a way to start the summer blockbuster saga. And they say, the best is yet to come.....

Cheers,

-Tim-