Just a few days ago, I began writing this poem about my troublesome delinquent classmate, Novin aka Various Ridiculous but Sensible Names. Guess what? it only took me about five minutes to write it in class. So, here it goes...
An Ode To Novin....
Have you ever wondered why he's black?
Why he gives you a heart attack?
It's obviously not his sexy back
Intelligence is something he's gonna lack
His name is Novin, or "Charcoal"
He's not gonna have it all
We are not having a ball
When he stands, we fucking fall
Oh crap, we can't see him in the dark,
His bite is worse than his bark
He loves to piss in the park
He always leaves the "chop" mark
His mum drank chocolate milk
Yes, she did...
Than she gave birth to him
Oh, is it?
There's no benefit meeting him
Unless you are smacking him
I pity the dude who is one Baron
Oh fucking shit, his name is Darren!
So here's the poem, if you know Novin quite well, you would probably understand every bit of this blog...
P.S. - RIP Michael Jackson(1958-2009)
Cheers,
-Tim-
Sunday, June 28, 2009
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Friday, June 5, 2009
Screen Reviews - Terminator Salvation
As always, the school holidays are always boring, no doubt about it. In order to lose the typical boring feeling, I decided to watch one of the most anticipated blockbusters this summer: Terminator Salvation.....
Well, this is the fourth instalment of the ever-popular Terminator franchise. This time, the story no longer includes time-travelling. This movie is set in the future where the machines are conquering the Earth and the human's last hope is John Connor, played by Christian Bale.
At first, I was doubtful that this instalment will be a hit ever since the disappointing Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines. After watching it, I was wrong. This movie is quite a joyride. It is more faithful to the series and though the continuity may be a little confusing, but if you're a fan of the series, you'll understand.
First, I want to talk about the action. Like Bale's other hit, The Dark Knight, there is a lot of intense action, explosion, and of course, killing. Even though there are not a lot of CGI used, but the realisic tone still sets on the action scenes.
Then, the machines created by Skynet. As you know, The Terminator(aka the Governor of California) is the first machine that popped into the series. Since this is the future, Arnie isn't alone. There are tons of huge, intimidating machines like the Hunter Killer, the Harvester, some self-controlled motorcycle terminators and the cyborg Terminators which come in different models.
Last but not least, I want to talk about the cast. In every Terminator movie, the cast gradually changes. Like its predecessors, this movie has an all-new cast. There is Christian Bale who intensely potrayed John Connor, Anton Yelchin as the young Kyle Reese, and also Australian newcomer Sam Worthington who stole the show playing Marcus Wright, an amnesiac Terminator who still thinks he's human. I know some Arnold Schwarzenegger fans are disappointed he's not in this movie. You must know that the series doesn't revolve around Arnie's world but it's about John Connor and the future war. But don't fret, my people. He will make a cameo in this movie. I'm not giving you any spoilers but go watch it yourself.
Overall, go ahead and watch this movie, you'll won't regret it.
Cheers,
-Tim-
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Definitions of Common Words
Here are some words that you know its meaning but you don't know its true meaning....
1. ATOM BOMB - An invention made to end all inventions.
2. BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3. CIGARETTE - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
4. CLASSIC - A book which people praises, but do not read.
5. COLLEGE - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
6. COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
7. COMPROMISE - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. CONFERENCE - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. CONFERENCE ROOM - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
10. CRIMINAL - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
11. DICTIONARY - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
12. DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
13. DIVORCE - Future tense of marriage.
14. DOCTOR - A person who kills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
15. ECSTASY - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
16. ETC. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. EXPERIENCE - The name men give to their mistakes.
18. FATHER - A banker provided by nature.
19. LECTURE - An art of transferring information from the notes pf the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
20. LOVE AFFAIRS - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
21. MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
22. MISER - A person who lives poor so the he can die rich.
23. OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
24. OPTIMIST - A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in midway, "See, I'm not injured yet!"
25. OPPORTUNIST - A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into the river.
26. PESSIMIST - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
27. PHILOSOPHER - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when dead.
28. POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
29. SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
30. TEARS - THe hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
31. YAWN - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
-Adapted from the article Definitions of Common Words from the Graffiti 2008 magazine by Pavanjit Singh.
Cheers,
-Tim-
1. ATOM BOMB - An invention made to end all inventions.
2. BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3. CIGARETTE - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
4. CLASSIC - A book which people praises, but do not read.
5. COLLEGE - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
6. COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
7. COMPROMISE - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. CONFERENCE - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. CONFERENCE ROOM - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
10. CRIMINAL - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
11. DICTIONARY - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
12. DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
13. DIVORCE - Future tense of marriage.
14. DOCTOR - A person who kills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
15. ECSTASY - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
16. ETC. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. EXPERIENCE - The name men give to their mistakes.
18. FATHER - A banker provided by nature.
19. LECTURE - An art of transferring information from the notes pf the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
20. LOVE AFFAIRS - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
21. MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
22. MISER - A person who lives poor so the he can die rich.
23. OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
24. OPTIMIST - A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in midway, "See, I'm not injured yet!"
25. OPPORTUNIST - A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into the river.
26. PESSIMIST - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
27. PHILOSOPHER - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when dead.
28. POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
29. SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
30. TEARS - THe hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
31. YAWN - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
-Adapted from the article Definitions of Common Words from the Graffiti 2008 magazine by Pavanjit Singh.
Cheers,
-Tim-
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